8) Shirtless Men vs. 13) Dog Park Snobs: I have my run ins with both of these on a fairly consistent basis. But shirtless men are more in my face on a daily basis. And the idea of it is just so wrong anyway. The brain of the guy who walks around shirtless goes something like this, "Girls dig the shirtless guy. Look at my hot body." Well, this may work if you are 19 and hang out with whores. If there's one thing smart, respectable women like it's guys that show off! And don't get me started on the guys with the guts and hairy backs.
Dog park snobs are awful but most dog owners have their number and it just becomes a bit of an eye roll inside joke amongst us. They definitely deserve our scorn but shirtless men deserve public ridicule.
Shirtless men reach the Elite 8 with a strong 66-44 win with defensive domination.
3) Lottery Ticket Purchasers vs. 7) Most Interesting Man In The World Ads: Recently the Mega Millions jackpot reached 313 million dollars and Mrs. Famber and I decided "What the hell?" and bought ONE ticket. Hey, who knows right? So I drive down to the BP about an hour before the drawing and there is approximately 15 people buying hundreds of dollars of tickets. All fat. All ugly. All stupid. It's like a Kodak moment for Mouth Breathers. I did stay and get my ticket. I also lost approximately 700 dollars less than the buffoons in line.
MIMIWA ads have had a nice run but they will, eventually, go away. We hope. They are really no match for LTP as they aren't going anywhere. As long as there is sweat pants and Snoopy shirts, there will be a long line at the lottery machine.
LTP shoot 56% from the floor en route to a 78-67 win.