Secondly, I was there at 4am. 4 fucking AM! Yes, 26 but still excited. Only to feel the cinematic version of blue balls. Halfway through I had to reluctantly admit that it sucked monkeys.
Darth Maul was cool, though.

my boys won their little league game today 7-3 this means they're headed to the playoffs! they start wed & I am thrilled!
“My first step is talk to the other elected officials, the treasurer, the sheriff and see what’s on their mind,” he said. “Why do an exercise in fertility (sic) if they don’t really care about what happens. If they don’t think they need the money, then say nothing and let it happen.”This week, he vehemently said this:
Putting any comments from Stroger about playing politics aside, he's now officially wandering into Blago/Rosto territory. "WHAT HAVE THEY PROVEN!!??"Stroger added that he has the votes on the County Board to sustain his veto.
He singled out County Board commissioners Tony Peraica and Forrest Claypool for using outdated and misleading figures on the efficiency of the county health system and complaining about patronage hires. He repeatedly challenged reporters to check the truth of their statements.
"That's what they call politics. ... What have they proven?" he asked.
Ok, Jose. We get it. You were right about steroids. You're still a grade A douchebag.
Looks like ol' Jose called a news conference and ONE guy showed up! It's times like these I am sure of the existence of God!
Monday, May 11What? No Notre Dame player movie reviews? How will I find out what Jimmy Clausen thinks of Star Trek?
• A discussion on what Notre Dame needs to do to return to prominence and a BCS bowl; George Smith’s conversation with Weis and guard Eric Olsen as guest
Tuesday, May 12
• A breakdown of the offense, an in-depth look at the depth chart and players to watch this season; with assistant coach Corwin Brown as guest
Wednesday, May 13
• A breakdown of the defense, an in-depth look at the depth chart and players to watch this season; with safety Kyle McCarthy as guest
Thursday, May 14
• A discussion on impact players who must step up to get Notre Dame back to a BCS bowl; with linebacker Brian Smith as guest
Friday, May 15
• What to expect this season, and a game-by-game breakdown of the schedule with a season-record prediction; with Jimmy Clausen as guest
Versus, paying about $70 million in annual NHL rights fees and in its fourth season of covering the league, this year drew its best regular-season ratings and, so far, its best playoff ratings. Its regular-season games averaged 236,000 households — about 0.3% of the households Versus reaches. It's averaging about 374,000 households — 0.5% — in the playoffs.
Still Versus hasn't sold everybody. Paul Kelly, NHL Players Association executive director, has said veteran players "long for the days when you could find hockey on ESPN."
Versus, which outbid ESPN for the NHL, is in about 75 million households. ESPN is in 98 million. Compared to ESPN's last NHL season — 2003-04 — Versus' household average for regular season games this season is down about 43%. And compared to this point in ESPN's last playoffs, Versus current playoff households are down about 35%.
And consider other sports on ESPN whose average household ratings top Versus' current NHL playoff average: The College World Series (1.1 million households), pro bowling (672,000 households) and Little League World Series (582,000 households).